Vent mode · satire

Poke the Bear

Corporations have been poking you for years. Now it's your turn to poke back. Each poke banks points — but push the bear too far and it mauls you, taking the round's stash with it. Walk away to bank, or push your luck. Either way: they poked the wrong bear.

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Tap the bear to poke · Walk away to bank

This is parody and satire. No real bears were poked, provoked, or harmed. Angry Advisors isn't affiliated with any company. Please don't poke real bears.

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