Vent mode · satire

Axe to Grind

Pick a company that wronged you, grab a branded axe, and hurl it at the bullseye. Pure catharsis. No real axes, no real companies harmed.

1 · Pick your target

“Did you mean to send that?”

2 · Pick your axe cover

5 axes per round. Bullseye = 50 pts.

Score 0Axes 5/5Best 0

Press, drag to aim · Release to throw

This is parody and satire. Brand names appear for comedic commentary only; Angry Advisors isn't affiliated with, or attacking, any real company. Please don't throw real axes at real things.